justsomeclattywhore:

I think my favourite thing in the world is when guys say, “I’m not like the others.”

Best. Lie. Ever.

But i’m not like the others………
My mommy says i’m special :(

(via the-wolf-ofwonderland-deactivat)

thedarkknights:

Donnie. An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. You’re an agnostic. An agnostic is someone who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God, but does not deny a possibility that God exists.

(via lunarvisage)

  • me: i dont give a shit
  • narrator: actually, he gave many shits

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

(via elbatres)

(via elbatres)

stoneroses:

truly one of my favorite star wars anecdotes, courtesy of noel gallagher himself

(via highflyingwithnoel)

noelisgod:

Lately, did you ever feel the pain

In the morning rain

As it soaks it to the bone

(via highflyingwithnoel)

thisisablogabouttheblackkeys:

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